It is said by many politicians that the children are our future. It's true. Our children deserve and need happy childhoods if they are to grow into happy adults. If elected, I promise to work for indoor and outdoor supervised playgrounds to be part of the proposed community facilities recommended by the John Fitzgerald Report. In the meantime here's some election fun just for them, and the child in all of us…

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ivana…
Ivana who?
Ivana get elected!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Vote…
Vote who?
Vote for me and I'll
call round on Thursday and make you tea!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candidate…
Candidate who?
Candidate be changed to Friday?

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eliza…
Eliza who?
Eliza lot, but sometimes he tells the truth!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dismay…
Dismay who?
Dismay not be a good time to knock!

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce…
Lettuce who?
Lettuce stop all this knocking and colour a picture!